Fantastic Devil Prince Whatshisname
Pilot Exposition of the Mission. Never Annoy the GM Running away Friends are a worthy pursuit second only to loot. Sucks to be you. Something else always happens.... Keep in character! If loot > friends, combat skill is better than social skill. PCs get the crappy jobs. A new friend. And no new loot. Other than gaming, Arguing with the DM is the best sport. Kobold musical theater is also quite big. Well, YOU made him fight the minions. Where is the Real Sammy? Kobold Dust is a popular kind of dragon make-up. Asuna, master of insults. Asuna, Master of Extremes. The Big Payoff. Well that probably hurts. Look who decided to show up. Terry is an amazing inspirational leader. Sammy puts down a whammy. YAY! Bye, strangely religion-themed kobold! Somebody explain it to Terry. Sammy doesn't get how this works. Death glares are fun! Fin. Lizzie! Never Annoy the GM II: E-Mails! Terry x 4! Not sponsored by Word! Everybody hates Lizzie. (IF ELLIE SAYS YOU DO!) Cool is Key Terry is an amazing inspirational leader II. Sammy is really, really uncomfortable. Sammy is really, really, really freaking uncomfortable. Traps! They kill friends but lead to loot! Chests are the Bests. The death and times of Terry Chapman. The death and times of Lizzie Chapman. Lizzie! Liz = Lis! SHOCKER!!!!! Pfft, do those things ever matter anyway? Asuna questions the frequency of child-eating. Silent Sam Sleepy Yuuki. In which Sammy is called Mom. LIZZIE SHIPS IT!!! Public Enemy No. 1 Well.... Umm.... Hmm, I wonder.... Hmm, really, who could it be? Terry gets to pla- No wait, nope. Sammy done messed up. Hell hath no fury... THEY DON'T KILL PEOPLE (Probably) Swords. Asuna is pretty much a broken record by this point. Is that even a question? Black Demon Kirito TIE HIM UP OKAY? Cultists gone crazy. Lizzie is totally sane... AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE LEPRECHAUNS TOLD ME!!! Why did I put a c in Thunk? Disclaimer: Stay away from ALLLLLL crazies, guys. Wait, what? All the questions about the knights. WE ALL WANT THE CULTS!!!! JAILS!!! Oh, well NOW Sammy's insane. Always check for poison!! Poisoned Sandwiches are both a blessing and a curse. Everything falling together. Cult shenanigans. BUM BUM BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Metagaming Terry x 3! The murderer(s)? CRITS GALORE!!! Because I can! I don't have a title cause I'm lazy THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING! Sleep is for the weak Sammy uses Sarcasm! It isn't very effective. Lizzie is a felon Kids in the ER Entering Abby NOOOOOO!!!! Magic words DM change Jurassic Park! IGNORE THAT WEIRD SPEECH BUBBLE How did Sammy read that so fast? Death Threats The parallels are frightening. Rosalia arriveth. Abby's insults are the best insults. Life lessons with Sammy YAY!!! WOOHOOOOOOO! 101! RUSH JOB EVERY FIVE MINUTES Flowers Everywhere Does he know that? Iniative DMPC Minions not of the annoying yellow variety Trap Why? Why does she try? Okay, She's a psycho, we get it Rosalia gets creepier Ellie traumatizes a kid 3-digit is best digit Player Monologue Another arc ends Math is hard LOOOOOOORRRREEEEEE the fanciest word for exposition. I have a crossover! Yays and stuff. When all else fails, roleplay as a gangster Terry is unhelpful bacon. Marcie is scariest ghost. Traitor First Session comes to a close The Tournament Begins. Match Four Deadpool versus Some Spidery Person Advance Montage Final Battle Shield Throw Man-thing arriveth We haaaaavvvveee our winner, ladies and gentlemen Yaburu Muda Fantastic Devil Prince Whatshisname A BACKSTORY?!? Demilich made quick 260 foot move speed Terry is an amazing inspirational leader Part III Arguing with yourself. Tourniquet Mid-combat Glowing tree Blowing stuff up is the best way to succeed in life. BOOM Very specific loot. No control session Love Life Not Balanced Clearly the best plan. Yes. Teeny tiny shards GM Complex Reasons that are legitimate FAQ 1 FAQ 2 FAQ 3 FAQ 4: Rastaba Special Back to normal Mommy, can I keep him? I hope... Plans are stupid, anyway. Tempting fate. Seriously PHD Like Always. Stabbity Stab NOT WHAT IT DOES. Beginning of my favorite arc so far. The plot is very fast. Don't trust Gwen. Dangerous Dates Sammy must die. Baaaadddd idea. I'm back! Home, Sweet Home Datiest of dates. Low INT Gimme a break. Sleepy Give me the sourcebook. More power attacks.
